Nick Cannon Goes After Eminem & Bloggers |

Nick Cannon Goes After Eminem & Bloggers

At first, I thought Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s relationship was a pure sham concocted either a) during an unfortunate drunken weekend in Vegas, or b) as a publicity scheme dreamed up to boost their careers. (Translation: his career since Mimi could make the phone book go platinum.)

But could their marriage be real, like actually based on love, respect, and trust? It must be to cause dude to contantly snap on folks through his blog. Our boy Nick has been on a straight nobody-bet-not-say-nothin-bout-my-wife mission lately.

Look how he called out Eminem for the leaked song “Bagpipes From Baghdad:

“At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man sh*t I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame…Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man sh*t. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults…So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-a** Nick Cannon!”

On speculation that Mariah is pregnant:

“The media should just relax. Yes, we want to have children. Yes, we will have children one day. I am speaking it into existence! When it happens, we will tell you all. We promise! Just out of pure respect to all women in general, it is a rule that you never assume or ask a woman if she is pregnant. So can you all please give my wife that respect? When she is ready to tell the world she is having a baby she will. ”

On rumors that he owed his jeweler money:

“Ridiculous! I just got like 3 new major multi million dollar deals in the last 2 months. And I ain’t even finish yet… But now I’m broke, okay! Where do these people get this stuff. First off, I wish my wife’s ring did only cost $500,000 that would have been a deal!… Do your research and you will see how much I really paid for it. I don’t like to disclose or brag about those things because it’s not really anyone’s business but it was quite public what I PAID. Mostly because when my wife and I first got married people were lying and saying the ring was used or that I re-gifted it!LMFAO.

So after we cleared that up, almost a year later they come with some more ring drama. Well since my anniversary is coming up I think I might just have to by a whole new joint for my beautiful wife, just to STUNT! And as for the payment plan thing, I wish that was true or possible!! Sh*t, it’s a recession, I would take a lay-away plan in a minute! Hahhaahaa!! But one thing that is true, I would spend every last dime that I have ever made on my wife, she deserves to be showered with extraordinary gifts and as long as I live I will spend all my money on her and never touch a dime of hers.”